Situational Humour Quotes & Sayings

Marvin," he said, "just get this elevator go up will you? We've got to get to Zarniwoop."
"Why?" asked Marvin dolefully.
"I don't know," said Zaphod, "but when I find him, he'd better have a very good reason for me wanting to see him. — Douglas Adams

If youre not living awake to the fact the life can change in a dime, then youre living asleep ... — Kristine Carlson

I'm un-smiteable. That's something I realized very young. — Anders Holm

I hate how white people always try to take credit for something after they discover it. Like it wasn't happening before they found out about it
which most times is always late, and they didn't have nothing to do with it happening. — Miles Davis

But I've discovered being a writer is an ongoing apprenticeship, just like everything else in life that matters to me-being a mother, a wife, a daughter, or simply a woman alive in the world, content to be myself. Today at thirty-two, I am glad to wake up each day and begin. — Sue Monk Kidd

In the beginning of time, light drew out matter along with itself into a mass as great as the fabric of the world. — Robert Grosseteste

I do enjoy the form of things. I enjoy finding the form that seems best to fit what I'm thinking about. I don't set out to find a bizarre way of writing. — Caryl Churchill