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Business deals are successfully negotiated every day throughout America. The common thread is a mutual desire to reach an accord. And the media business is no different. — Gordon Smith

Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights. — Kahlil Gibran

It's written in our DNA somewhere: our children first, the rest of the world second. — Rachel Caine

The atmosphere was electrified by the orgasm with which the strong and secure are overcome when confronted with the visible frailty of someone worse off than themselves. — Paul Leppin

Revolutionists amke a reform, Conservatives only conserve the reform. They never reform the reform, which is often very much wanted. — G.K. Chesterton

Half as sober as a judge. — Charles Lamb

Put it on channel eight- I wanna watch ESPN!
Shove it up your a** with a flaming hot jalepeno pepper, Teddy! — Alan Sitomer

Rejections are thin 'cause they really have nothing to say other than, "Sorry, dude, you're screwed." acceptances are thick 'cause they have lots of stuff to say like, "Welcome, dude, you're not screwed, we want you. — Alan Sitomer

Q and Beanpole and I giggled at the way our math teacher, Mr. Sung-Li, wore four pencils in his shirt pocket in case he was suddenly attacked by a multiplication problem or something. — Alan Sitomer

Cashier: Yes, can I help you?
Tee-Ay: Yeah, I need a rattle.
Cashier: Aisle eight.
Tee-Ay: I'm looking for the kind that'll give a fatherless black baby a future, you got any of those?
Cashier: Girl, if we sold those, do you think I'd be workin' here? — Alan Sitomer