Sirrus Myst Quotes & Sayings

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger. — Channing Tatum

Tucker doesn't see me right away. He smiles the way he does when he delivers the punch line for a joke, a wry, knowing little flash of teeth and dimple. I melt seeing that smile, remembering the times when it's been aimed at me. — Cynthia Hand

I learned this one growing up in Texas and, subsequently, living in Los Angeles: always use the 'usted' form when speaking to a Spanish official. Mexican border patrol cops don't like it when you call them 'amigo,' give them a hardy pat on the back, slip a $20 in their pocket. No bueno, it doesn't fly. By the way, those of you not laughing at that obviously took French in high school, and that was a gay choice. — Iliza Shlesinger

The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game. — Glenn Dickey

If you don't define the problem you'll never reach a painful solution. — Jacob Lew