Siohvaughn Funches Quotes & Sayings

Stop the bullsh*t. Stop drawing lines in the sand like previous generations [have done]. — Michael Skolnik

In the words of Meredith Grey, you're dark and twisty, okay? — J.M. Darhower

I've often been accused of spending more time and energy criticizing my fellow Democrats than criticizing Republicans. — Mickey Kaus

When the time comes, let loose a tiger and a devil; but wait for the time with the tiger and the devil chained -not shown- yet always ready. — Charles Dickens

No more than six words on a slide. Ever. There is no presentation so complex that this rule needs to be broken. — Seth Godin

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. — Sarah Silverman

As with any things, regret itself is not the problem, it's what you do with it. — Pearl Zhu

Ordinarily my mom just sunk deeper into her corner of the couch and ignored it. She had succesfully ignored a quarter of a century of entropy and decay, had sat peacefully crunching popcorn and drinking soda while the house fell down around us. If I had to guess the number of books she read during that time, I would place the number at somewhere in the neighborhood of forty thousand. — Haven Kimmel

Value a day
only by the love
that you gave away. — Debasish Mridha

Life is but a series of misunderstandings. — Denis Diderot

Fuck! The things she does to me with a simple kiss. — Rene Webb