Simpsons X Files Quotes & Sayings

I'm a traditionalist. — Morrissey

Why do you hate me so much?
To be honest, I don't know why,
but I really hate to feel this way. — Toba Beta

Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, right, that means he's carrying himself and the sack inside the sack, because the universe contains everything. Including him. And the sack, of course. Which contains him and the sack already. As it were.
To which the reply is: well? — Terry Pratchett

Helen says it alone endures while men and houses perish, and that in the end the world will be a desert of chairs and sofas--just imagine it!--rolling through infinity with no one to sit upon them — E. M. Forster

We're all just animals. That's all we are, and everything else is just an elaborate justification of our instincts. That's where music comes from. And romantic poetry. And bad novels. — Elvis Costello

This method of deduction ... is often called "combinatory". Its usefulness is not exhausted at this stage, but it does even at the outset lead to some valuable conclusions. — John Chadwick

Scientists are also unnerved by the summer's implications for the future ... proof that human activities are propelling a slide toward climate calamity ... humans may have tipped the balance ... a particularly harsh jolt to polar bears. — Andrew Revkin

I don't know whether it's the finest public housing in America or the crown jewel of the American penal system. — William J. Clinton

I have some really lofty goals that don't even scratch upon the Olympics. — Mikaela Shiffrin

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness; however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo. — A.A. Milne

I play more rhythmically than I do a lot of notes. — Bobby Keys