Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror Viii Quotes & Sayings

It is important to know the stories and histories of things, even if all we know is that we don't know. — Ali Smith

And just before 0145h. on 2 April Y.D.A.U., his wife arrived back home — David Foster Wallace

With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder. — Joss Stirling

Colleen McCullough taught me that desire is the heart of romance. — Sarah MacLean

Nancy taught two hens to help her sort flowers to make leis. She set them down by a basket of three colors of plastic flowers. One hen quickly pulled out all the red flowers, and another the white ones, leaving the pink flowers in the basket. — Karen Pryor

What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen. — Alice B. Toklas

Fame for fame's sake is toxic - some people want that, with no boundaries. It's unhealthy. — Annie Lennox

Dead men don't bite — Robert Louis Stevenson

Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence. — Mason Cooley

Siblings. Always exaggerating, always teasing. Can't live without them, can't put them up for sale on eBay. — Jo Raven

My wife is so fat that when she lays on the beach the people feel sorry for her and try to roll her back into the water. — Rodney Dangerfield

It formed into small drops on his weather beaten features, drops that rolled down his cheeks. Strangely, some of them tasted like salt. — John Flanagan

A good song should make you wanna tap your foot and get with your girl. A great song should destroy cops and set fire to the suburbs. I'm only interested in writing great songs. — Tom Morello

I'm pretty open book, I'm also the kind of person that will say, 'That's none of your business,' too. — Ice-T

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens