Simpsons Mr Burns Quotes & Sayings

Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons.
Mr. Burns — Matt Groening

I try to bring elements of my own personality to every character I've played, but I think I'm pretty similar to the character I'm playing now. The biggest departure would have to have been Freaks and Geeks Sara, who was this sort of subordinate and shy girl. — Lizzy Caplan

The reason God never fails is because he fears to fail — Adelaja Precious

Death is a commingling of eternity with time; in the death of a good man, eternity is seen looking through time. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I wasn't exactly sure what to feel and think about the situation, but I knew that whatever was going to happen was out of anyone's control. — Katlyn Charlesworth

meantime, here is a list of degrees for five of the nerdiest writers: J. STEWART BURNS BS Mathematics, Harvard University MS Mathematics, UC Berkeley DAVID S. COHEN BS Physics, Harvard University MS Computer Science, UC Berkeley AL JEAN BS Mathematics, Harvard University KEN KEELER BS Applied Mathematics, Harvard University PhD Applied Mathematics, Harvard University JEFF WESTBROOK BS Physics, Harvard University PhD Computer Science, Princeton University — Simon Singh

MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE! — Tanya Masse

Because for Gonzo, anything which may explode at any moment is clearly a girl. — Nick Harkaway

Mankind is facing a crossroad - one road leads to despair and utter hopelessness and the other to total extinction - I sincerely hope you graduates choose the right road — Woody Allen

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss. — Pat Robertson

But who can count the beatings of the lonely heart? — Susan Edmonstone Ferrier

We're just going to come out and play. We know that we're supposed to win all the games, but if we don't, we just have to take the next game and focus on what we did wrong in the game before and just try to do better at the next game. — Shaquille O'Neal