Simpsons Moe Prank Call Quotes & Sayings

Wherever there's trouble, look for a priest. — Charles Maurice De Talleyrand

France must be an example to the world in the quality of its food, starting with its children, — Bruno Le Maire

I have so many gay friends that I love. — Carly Rae Jepsen

You bound him to you with your courage and your tales. You hold him to you now. You captured a wild creature when you had no place you could keep him. — Juliet Marillier

Like any other ship that flew the space lanes, the Knight was hardened against radiation. You couldn't get anywhere near Jupiter's massive radiation belt unless you were. — James S.A. Corey

I am telling you, the key to looking gorgeous is to never sit up straight. It implies you have not eaten enough to have the strength to sit like a regular person, which historically is sexy to everyone. — Mindy Kaling

Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot. — Alex Riley

But seriously, because you both fail to understand what is happening to you. You cannot see or hear or smell the truth of what you see
and you, looking for destiny! It's classic! And the boy, this automaton, he was made of the very mud of the region and he sees far less than you. Poor stumblers, neither of you can see the other. To you he is a mark on the score-card of your achievement, a thing and not a man; a child, or even less
a black amorphous thing. And you, for all your power, are not a man to him, but a God, a force
— Ralph Ellison

Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. — Confucius

We get one shot at this thing called life.

Let's make it matter. — Chris Hill

We can't run away from what defines our fates. Who we are and what we believe in grow from the roots of our past, no matter how much we might try to deny it. — Gail Tsukiyama

If I were a child of Tibet or of Arabia, I suspect the path I'd walk would be the Buddhist path or the Muslim path. And I don't mind saying that I don't invalidate any of those paths. — John Shelby Spong