Simpsons Moe Quotes & Sayings

Here lies the body of my good horse, The General. For years he bore me around the circuit of my practice and all that time he never made a blunder. Would that his master could say the same. — John Tyler

People do not naturally become morally excellent or practically wise. They become so, if at all, only as the result of lifelong personal and community effort. — Aristotle.

I have to say, I'm good with gifts. If I find something perfect for a certain person, I'll just get it and put it away in a kind of nook under my bed - a little gift hutch, if you prefer. — Julian Casablancas

For parents who do not want children questioning their values are not parents who love their children, but rather, who love themselves through their children. — Neale Donald Walsch

Most people think I paint fast. I paint very slowly. — Claude Monet

Mr. Malfoy is new to the business of having ideas, and so when he has one, he becomes proud of himself for having it. He has not yet had enough ideas to unflinchingly discard those that are beautiful in some aspects and impractical in others; he has not yet acquired confidence in his own ability to think of better ideas as he requires them. What we are seeing here is not Mr. Malfoy's best idea, I fear, but rather his only idea. — Eliezer Yudkowsky