Simpsons Chalkboard Quotes & Sayings

I don't leave home without my Skullcandy Crushers. I don't leave home without my Bible, without my phone, and without my computer. — Kyrie Irving

I want the words you hold in your hand, lamplight in a jar. — Alice Hoffman

Building a proper wardrobe is like building a home. Indeed, you should think of it like a home, because it is something you're going to live in. It must be comfortable and suit all your needs. — Edith Head

I envy not in any moods The captive void of noble rage, The linnet born within the cage, That never knew the summer woods. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

What I would like to vote for is a candidate that is socially liberal, a fiscal conservative, broadly libertarian with a small 'l' but sensible and pragmatic and with a chance of winning. That's more or less the empty set. — Tyler Cowen

In my work, you get used to criticisms. Of course you do, because there are a lot of people trying to get you down, but I always cheer up immensely if one is particularly wounding because I think well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left. That is why my father always taught me: never worry about anyone who attacks you personally; it means their arguments carry no weight and they know it. — Margaret Thatcher

God knows the secret plan of the things he will do for the world, using my hand. — Toyohiko Kagawa

You never know ahead of time what something's really going to be like. — Katherine Paterson

If we were left to ourselves, unfettered by legislative enactments, we should gradually withdraw our capital from the cultivation of such lands, and import the produce which is at present raised upon them. — David Ricardo

None of us have yet seen an ideally perfect man, and yet without that ideal we cannot progress. — Swami Vivekananda

Liberty is no heirloom. It requires the daily bread of self-denial, the salt of law and, above all, the backbone of acknowledging responsibility for our deeds. — Fulton J. Sheen

When a man is commonplace in discussion yet valued for what he writes that shows that his talents lie in his borrowed sources not in himself. — Michel De Montaigne

Most people can only sleep with a nice soft pillow I can only sleep with heavy anti psychotics — Stanley Victor Paskavich

Angeline's been hanging out with that dhampir. I just saw them walking off together. Is something going on with them?"
"Which dhampir?" I asked.
"The one with the fake British accent."
"I don't think it's fake."
"Well, whatever." Even I could read the jealousy in Trey's features. "What's up with them?"
"Pretty sure there's nothing."
"Then why are they always together?"
Because she's trying to get over you, I thought. — Richelle Mead

Oh. My. God. They were fighting. In the library. Over her. — Lauren Kate