Simpsons Bible Stories Quotes & Sayings

The solution "cost me study that robbed me of rest for an entire night." — Johann Bernoulli

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone? — George Carlin

As far as advice to potential teenage idols, there is no formula. — Bobby Sherman

But what we were best at, what we were really the kings of, that was buses and sitting around in bedrooms. No one could beat us at that. — Karl Ove Knausgard

An appeal to the reason of the people has never been known to fail in the long run. — James Russell Lowell

'Jurassic Park' has a lot of science in it - and a lot of it is wrong - but if it was all accurate, it would be a documentary. — Jack Horner

Enjoyment lies in the search for truth, not in finding it — Leo Tolstoy

Look, getting bitten doesn't make you into a monster. It just makes you a wolf. You are what you are. When you're a wolf, or when you're shifting, you don't have human inhibitions, so if you're naturally angry or violent, you get worse. — Maggie Stiefvater