Simpleton Goods Quotes & Sayings

I went from an unemployed actor's life to doing stand-up comedy, and that was fortuitous. It's not the usual way the crow flies, going from being in a TV sketch show to playing one of Shakespeare's finest characters, but, hey, that's the way it has happened. — Catherine Tate

Taxation is not charity. It is not voluntary. As we shrink the state and make government smaller, we will find that more and more people are able to take care of themselves. — Grover Norquist

I do what I love to do, what I choose to do. — Grace Slick

I may have many faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. — Jimmy Hoffa

Of course we know that sexual promiscuity increases the likelihood of STIs, which is why we explore sexuality through romance - it's safer (and you don't have to shave your legs). — Maya Rodale

Your soul mate makes you feel entirely intact, like no piece is missing from the puzzle. A life partner, on the other hand, can be a great supporter and long-time companion, but is limited in his or her capacity to enrich your spirit. — Carmen Harra

It was the day my grandmother exploded. — Iain Banks

System debugging has always been a graveyard-shift occupation, like astronomy. — Fred Brooks