Simperum Quotes & Sayings

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. — Kinky Friedman

Because you understand. More than anyone. Because you know what it's like never to trust anyone - to be completely alone, lost in a disguise of your own making. Because ... because for quite some time I've - — Sara B. Larson

I was a huge fan of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. — Jessica Barth

What's great is when you're shooting at the same hotel you're living in, you finish shooting, put your stuff down, take an elevator and go to bed. — Jon Turteltaub

You're not," Jonas said, "a freak."
"Says the psychic and the vampire," Sera said. "Forgive me if I don't take your word for it. You two are not exactly the experts on normal. — Jen Meyers