Simos Produce Quotes & Sayings

She had thought the chewing and digesting were meant literally and wondered, horrified, why Mo had hung on his workshop door the words of someone who vandalized books. — Cornelia Funke

I don't read newspapers anymore - I just lie to myself and cut out the middleman. — Frankie Boyle

People love the electric rake. You just hit it or whatever you want to do. You can't play 'Swanee River' on it. You have to just make terrible noise. Occasionally, it will make a sound like a note. — Eugene Chadbourne

Food tells you everything about the way people live and who they are. — Martin Scorsese

It's one thing I like about America - they respect the sportsman. They put them up on a pedestal. They don't try to knock them down. And that's a great thing, to be respected by the whole country. It's so patriotic! — David Beckham

Tyson dropped the two warriors he was about to tie into a knot and jogged after us. He jumped on the centaur's back.
'Dude!' the centaur groaned, almost buckling under Tyson's weight. 'Do the words "low-carb diet" mean anything to you? — Rick Riordan

Religion is for people who don't want to go to hell. Spirituality is for people who've been there. — Sally Brampton