Simon Says Funny Quotes & Sayings

Very few persons go through life without at least one big chance. The fact that so many do not grasp it is due more often to fear than to any other one thing. — Vash Young

She drew gallantry from men as the sun drew water. Her pertness enchanted them. Young men went away from her with a feeling of bravado. Old men were enslaved by her silver curls. Something about her was forever female and made all men virile. — Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

Worry is nothing but practical infidelity. The person who worries reveals his lack of trust in God and that he is trusting too much in self. — Lee Roberson

Forgive others, forgive yourself, forgive yourself for not being perfect, and accept responsibility for your own life. — Leo Buscaglia

A product is usually created to improve people's lives; otherwise, why buy it? I'm no genius, but I am an American, and gosh-darnit, I consume, so I know what I'm talking about. — Steven Weber

All successes begin with Self-Discipline. It starts with you. — Dwayne Johnson

I've been blessed to be one of those guys who's looked at as a fashion-forward type of guy. — Dwyane Wade

- O, to tell you the truth, retorted Gabriel suddenly, I'm sick of my own country, sick of it! — James Joyce

The word and the shadow of the word / makes a thing both itself and something else / till we are metaphors and not ourselves ... — Derek Walcott

I've never done it" does not mean "I can't do it. — Russell Eric Dobda

In addition to a timeline, I have proposed that U.S. troops be removed from front line combat positions in Iraqi cities and towns, turning over daily security patrols, interactions with citizens, and any offensive security actions to the Iraqis themselves. — Peter DeFazio

See the hand of God in all events, and thereby become reconciled to His dispensations. — Adoniram Judson

A cherry pie isn't a failure just because you eat it all. It's perfect for what it is, and then it's gone. — Emery Lord

It would be possible, in theory, for life and art to be reversed. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Once you know who you are you can let go of the things you crave and just be yourself. — Chloe Thurlow