Simon Amstell Funny Quotes & Sayings

It is possible to stand around with a cocktail in one's hand and talk with everyone, which means with no one. — Jerzy Kosinski

With an artist no sane man quarrels, any more than with the colour of a child's eyes. — George Santayana

When you recognize the many types of abundance in your life, more abundance will flow to you through all levels of your life and amongst all of the people in your life. — Cheryl Hamada

North Hollywood isn't actually Hollywood, it's in the San Fernando Valley ... it's not the most glamorous part of L.A. — Elizabeth McGovern

Whoever thirst for money is real victim of a capital illusion. — Toba Beta

There's a terrible delight in watching a rival sink without a trace — Bernard Hinault

You're blessed if you have the strength to work. — Mahalia Jackson

To overcome my fear, I shackled myself with hope, its links heavier than any metal known to man. — Laila Lalami

Some may say that I couldn't sing, but no one can say that I didn't sing. — Florence Foster Jenkins

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either. — David Letterman