Silliest Shakespeare Quotes & Sayings

He had never thought he would long to be called Goatface. — Cassandra Clare

There is more to life than the main story. Check out the notes in the margins because maybe they're even more important. — Isabelle Rowan

I don't understand why women get upset when you compare them to one of the monkeys from Planet of the Apes, even one of the heroic ones, like Dr. Zera. — David James

I have had a most shameful and distressing interview with poor dear Tom Eliot, who may be called dead to us all from this day forward. He has become an Anglo-Catholic, believes in God and immortality, and goes to church. I was really shocked. A corpse would seem to me more credible than he is. I mean, there's something obscene in a living person sitting by the fire and believing in God. — Virginia Woolf

I don't even take myself seriously, so how could I possibly take Hollywood seriously? — Brittany Murphy

Sadness doesn't equal weakness, sweetheart. If anything, it shows the love you have inside of you, and nothing stronger in this world exists. — Aimee Carter

This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard. — William Shakespeare