Sidesplitting Jokes Quotes & Sayings

He said ... Everyone's attention span is so short. They'll be mad about something new today. — Jon Ronson

To keep your resolve, surround yourself with those who want you to succeed. The brain cannot do its job of protecting the body without contact with other people. — Robert E. Ornstein

I don't care to be good, Sheriff. I care to be whole. — Buddy Wakefield

But love? True love? As wretched as loneliness could be, it was nothing compared to the pain of betrayal. He'd seen with his own eyes what "love" did to a person - how it built hopes that were rarely, if ever, realized. Falling in love meant being weak, vulnerable to the whims of another. — Karen Hawkins

I can't talk about the education of black children if I ignored two of my nieces who were a couple of grade levels behind. I believe that charity begins at home, and I take seriously the role of a godfather to fill the gap when the parents aren't doing their job. — Roland Martin

Desiring is a part of dreaming. — Beth Nimmo