Sidesplitting In A Sentence Quotes & Sayings

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness.
We are monkeys with money and guns. — Tom Waits

Mind games contain only inner demons. — Fennel Hudson

Not only do we know God through Jesus Christ, we only know ourselves through Jesus Christ. — Blaise Pascal

You have to know that your real home is within. — Quincy Jones

When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do. — Darryl Dawkins

As believers in Jesus Christ, our work is to believe while God works on our behalf. — Joyce Meyer

The stomach is an essential part of the Chess master — Bent Larsen

We are all men, feeble, frail, and apt to faint. — Charles Spurgeon

Your mind, which is yourself, can be likened to a house. The first necessary move then, is to rid that house of all but furnishings essential to success. — John McDonald

Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern

I got a woman that's mean as she can be, sometimes I think she's almost as mean as me. — Roy Orbison

You seem a little challenged in the entitlement department. I mean, compared to the others. — Jonathan Franzen

It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. — Kristen Stewart