Side Splitting Funny Quotes & Sayings

There is no doubt that the last hour of any flight is the hardest. If there are any clouds about to make shadows one is likely to see much imaginary land ...
As I approached shore I strained my eyes to see something recognizable, and there was nothing. However, I noticed a low place in the hills, and I thought, like the bear, I would go over the mountains to see what I could see. — Amelia Earhart

I just want to serve food that people want to eat, and show a way forward for the restaurant industry, for all industries. One day, everything I've done will be worthwhile. — Arthur Potts Dawson

I enrage you?" I nodded, then thought about it, and my head bobbed down as my shoulder jerked up. "You did earlier, but I don't know why. I think it's just you. I call you Asshole in my head." "You what? — Tijan

one needn't be born into a beautiful life in order to have one. — Alyson Richman

At some point preoccupation with safety can get in the way of living full lives. — Alan Hirsch

Alone at last. Oh, the pleasure of the pain. (Zarek)
You really do suffer from insanity, don't you? (Thanatos)
Hardly. I have to say I enjoy every minute of it. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Not a tenth of us who are in business are doing as well as we could if we merely followed the principles that were known to our grandfathers. — William Feather

According to Aristotle, envy is pain for the presence of good things in others, whereas emulation is pain for their absence in us. This is a subtle but critical difference. Unlike envy, which is self-defeating, emulation is a good thing because it makes us take steps towards securing good things. — Neel Burton