Shuffleboard Game Quotes & Sayings

I spent my life attacking everything because I was too afraid to risk creating anything. — Chuck Palahniuk

Organized shuffleboard has always filled me with dread. Everything about it suggests infirm senescence and death: it's a game played on the skin of a void, and the rasp of the sliding puck is the sound of that skin getting abraded away bit by bit. — David Foster Wallace

everything. Then I kind of lounged around for a while. I wanted — Andy Weir

If [a student's] college's endowment portfolio has fossil-fuel stock, then their educations are being subsidized by investments that guarantee they won't have much of a planet on which to make use of their degree. — Bill McKibben

The greatest danger for most of us in not that we aim too high and miss, but that we aim too low and reach it. — Michaelangelo

Don't try to fine-tune somebody else's view. — George H. W. Bush

I don't really remember, but I'm positive that whenever I cried, my mother gave me something to eat. I'm sure that whenever I had a fight with the little girl next door, or it was raining and I couldn't go out, or I wasn't invited to a birthday party, my mother gave me a piece of candy to make me feel better. — Jean Nidetch

If only people stopped acting like they've been asked to donate a lung every time somebody asks for something the world would be a better place — Alina Radoi