Shuffitts Quotes & Sayings

Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Johnny Depp is so special that he is like a Martian. In fact, that's what I call him, Martian. — Penelope Cruz

Never announce what you are going to do, do it then announce. — M.F. Moonzajer

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting. — Jimmy Kimmel

Everything is plainer when spoken than when unspoken. — Socrates

Did I exist before my birth? No. Shall I exist after death? No. What am I? A little dust collected in an organism. What am I to do on this earth? The choice rests with me: suffer or enjoy. Whither will suffering lead me? To nothingness; but I shall have suffered. Whither will enjoyment lead me? To nothingness; but I shall have enjoyed myself. My choice is made. One must eat or be eaten. I shall eat. It is better to be the tooth than the grass. Such is my wisdom. After which, go whither I push thee, the grave-digger is there; the Pantheon for some of us: all falls into the great hole. End. Finis. Total liquidation. This is the vanishing-point. Death is death, believe me. I laugh at the idea of there being any one who has anything to tell me on that subject. Fables of nurses; bugaboo for children; Jehovah for men. No; our to-morrow is the night. Beyond the tomb there is nothing but equal nothingness. — Victor Hugo