Shtolnya Quotes & Sayings

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker. — Sean Connery

Botany, n. The science of vegetables - those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are. It deals largely with their flowers, which are commonly badly designed, inartistic in color, and ill-smelling. — Ambrose Bierce

Don't get me wrong: I can and do waste time on the Internet with the best of them, but in some respects, I am an embarrassingly analog guy. I am not on Facebook. I write whole books on yellow legal pads. I do not own a cell phone. — Jonathan Dee

Basically, if you were a triceratops in Alberta, you had about two minutes before you got vaporized is how one geologist put it to me. — Elizabeth Kolbert

Be grateful for what you have, while in pursuit of what you want. — Jim Rohn