Shrimping Quotes & Sayings

The problem is not that Christians are conservative or liberal, but that some are so confident that their position is God's position that they become dismissive and intolerant toward others and divisive forces in our national life. — John C. Danforth

But do you really think it's wise under the circumstances? I mean, here we are on the run and everything, we must have the police of half the Galaxy after us by now, and we stop to pick up hitchhikers. — Douglas Adams

She's a self-conscious vampire ... and she goes about using sex as a sort of shrimping net. — Noel Coward

I fink I gots deaf on me willie. — Christopher Moore

Many people are skeptical about marriage of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Pressley. They say, Lisa Marie is more of a sit at home type, while Michael Jackson is more of a homosexual pedophile. — Norm MacDonald

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! — Ron White

When a person acts in accordance to God's standards, he gets God's wisdom. — Sunday Adelaja

When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is. — Adam McKay

How should a system convince people that they do not possess their sex properly? Teach them that in their possession it is shapeless and unconditioned. Only once it has been modified, layered with experts, honeycombed with norms, overlaid with pictorial representations, and sold back to them can it fulfill itself as what its possessors "always wanted". — Mark Greif