Shorty Off Scary Movie Quotes & Sayings

It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am. — Muhammad Ali

Where's my tax form? Where's the file that's supposed to hold my W-2 form and interest statement? Where's the mileage log I specifically asked be kept last year?? Where's the monthly check summary? And who's been stuffing Visa receipts in the aluminum foil drawer??!! How embarrassing. I'm surrounded by idiots and I'm the only one in the office. — Cathy Guisewite

In rising financial markets, the world is forever new. The bull or optimist has no eyes for past or present, but only for the future, where streams of revenue play in his imagination. — James Buchan

He was supposed to record in the studio this afternoon, and pow - he gets shot. This fuckin' album is cursed, I tell you. — Olivia Cunning

Make you mess your message. — Robin Roberts

With no fact as a referent, what is normative is purely a matter of preference. — Ravi Zacharias

My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years. — Greg Fitzsimmons