Short Pumpkins Quotes & Sayings

I declare! Sometimes it seems to me that every time a new piece of machinery comes into the door some of our wits fly out the window! — Dorothy Canfield Fisher

That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet. — Doug Stanhope

Obviously I am not bothered about men's fashion - is anyone, apart from Jonathan Ross? — Arthur Smith

The more you learn, the more you know that you're not so hot. — Bernie Glassman

Conversation is good - you might not agree with everyone, but at least it gives you a chance to contemplate someone else's ideas. — Brandi Chastain

Maude Rainey was built like a barrel, with a bosom as big as buckets and a voice that some claimed would make hair fall out. — Larry McMurtry

Many people hold me ultimately responsible toward the actions and reputation of the global football community. I cannot monitor everyone all of the time. — Sepp Blatter

Stealing it, in a sick kind of sense, was like earning it. — Markus Zusak

That, too, was in the air itself -- a whisper of apology when the smell of the soil carried. There should be pumpkins in the fields, or sunflowers, or the peppers you saw up north. Instead, it was the smell of old earth that the breezes caught, sometimes a tinge of death. Too hard to forget. — Christian Crews

Wherever you go, things change you. I mean, obviously moving to Miami and becoming part of the NBA has given me a different perspective on style than I had when I lived in Chicago or Milwaukee. — Dwyane Wade