Short Gossips Quotes & Sayings

I haven't the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out. — David Sedaris

Nobody wants to hear that any aspect of my awesome life is bad. I get that. But there are days, maybe two or three times a year, when I get completely overwhelmed by my job and go to my office, lie on the floor, and cry for ten minutes. Then I think: Mindy, you have literally the best life in the world besides that hot lawyer who married George Clooney. This is what you dreamed about when you were a weird, determined little ten-year-old. There are more than a thousand people in one square mile of this studio who would kill to have this job. Get your ass up off the floor and go back into that writers' room, you weakling. Then I get up, pour myself a generous glass of whiskey and club soda, think about the sustained grit of my parents, and go back to work. — Mindy Kaling

Welcome to the new and improved 'I don't give a fuck' Braxton." "It's — Jaymin Eve

I am not someone who thinks that a million products will mean that you'll look perfect. — Allison Williams

You've got to attract interest in your candidate. The problem when you're running far behind is that you've got to move through those positive phases very quickly. Then, you have to draw attention to the other guy. You've got to create interest in why you differ from him and you've got to create a desire to remove him. — Roger Ailes

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. — Gary Larson

There is nothing that wastes the body like worry, and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever. — Mahatma Gandhi