Short Funny Whatsapp Quotes & Sayings

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Or maybe I've just lost the taste for love. Love isn't always a good thing.
Sometimes it makes a mess of people' lives. — Marshall Thornton

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. — Douglas Adams

If you are trying to decide among a few people to fill a position hire the best writer. it doesn't matter if the person is marketer, salesperson, designer, programmer, or whatever, their writing skills will pay off. That's because being a good writer is about more than writing clear writing. Clear writing is a sign of clear thinking. great writers know how to communicate. they make things easy to understand. they can put themselves in someone else's shoes. they know what to omit. And those are qualities you want in any candidate. Writing is making a comeback all over our society ... Writing is today's currency for good ideas. — Jason Fried

There's a moment when I know that I should scream. But screaming would be hard. And blackness would be easy. Black picks me. — E.K. Johnston

You have forced your way into my Hua, Eona. Change me. First, by your power- then, just by who you are. — Alison Goodman

Such is the human being: when he is afraid, he sees enemies everywhere and thinks the only chance to stay alive is to exterminate them. — Jason Stearns

I don't know about the baby, but I will be interested to see, like anyone who's a fan of the show [how it's resolved]," he said, and then joked, "They'll have to resolve me while I'm not there, so I hope they don't say, 'Oh yeah, Mulder's gone, what an asshole. He had a baby with me, he kissed me and then he left.' — David Duchovny

Leadership is not about experience, education or talent. It's about choosing to lead. — Michael Hyatt

To me, a witch is a woman that is capable of letting her intuition take hold of her actions, that communes with her environment, that isn't afraid of facing challenges. — Paulo Coelho

The theater is so disappointing, really, that it's hard to go again and again. It's just too heartbreaking. I'd rather watch football or play a game or read. — John Malkovich

I believe in reverencing anything in the life of man which has the testimony of the ages as being unexcelled, whether it be literature, paintings, poetry, tombs -- even a golf hole. — C.B. MacDonald

Every culture has their myths that people are aware of and share. — Stellan Skarsgard

While luck may be more appealing than effort, you don't get to choose luck. Effort, on the other hand, is totally available, all the time. — Dan Waldschmidt