Short Funny Travel Quotes & Sayings

I don't know how to do the other, so I won't even consider television until the audience's taste changes. — Mary Tyler Moore

I'm flattered anytime someone has taken enough time to listen to me and make a connection to someone else, honestly. — Charlie Worsham

God isn't offended by your biggest dreams or boldest prayers. He is offended by anything less. — Mark Batterson

The best things in this world are meant to be fought for." -Kearney — Brittany L. Engels

I made clothes because I was looking for something that didn't exist. I had to try to create my own world. — Thierry Mugler

You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to church, her head goes with her. If Doug is in the house, he must have gone through some opening unless he was born there and never left. If Sheila is alive at 9 A.M. and is alive at 5 P.M., she was also alive at noon. Zebras in the wild never wear underwear. Opening a jar of a new brand of peanut butter will not vaporize the house. People never shove meat thermometers in their ears. A gerbil is smaller than Mt. Kilimanjaro. — Steven Pinker

I have a shelf of comfort books, which I read when the world closes in on me or something untoward happens. — Anne McCaffrey