Short Funny Swag Quotes & Sayings

Is not education the art of drawing out full manhood of the children under training? — Mahatma Gandhi

When you live surrounded by clutter, it is impossible to have clarity about what you are doing in your life. — Karen Kingston

The present indicative asserts something which is occuring while the speaker is making the statement. — Spiros Zodhiates

I try to read writers who are better than me because it inspires me to be better. — Jojo Moyes

Oh, geyser, my geyser,
Let us spew then, you and I,
Upon this midnight dreary, while we ponder
Whose woods are these?
For we have not gone gentle into this good night,
But have wandered lonely as clouds.
We seek to know for whom the bell tolls,
So I hope, springs eternal,
That the time has come to talk of many things! — Rick Riordan

If the traveller can find A virtuous and wise companion Let him go with him joyfully And overcome the dangers of the way. But if you cannot find Friend or master to go with you, Travel on alone. — Gautama Buddha

I changed my name for that piece of shit. Historical records have been altered - Amy Elliott to Amy Dunne - like it's nothing. No, he does not get to win. — Gillian Flynn

Coming up with ten ideas a day is like exercise. And exercise makes the idea muscle stronger. — James Altucher

For our anxiety is the one thing we cannot place on the shoulders of others, it suffocates them. — Anais Nin

Therapists have a dual role: they must both observe and participate in the lives of their patients. As observer, one must be sufficiently objective to provide necessary rudimentary guidance to the patient. As participant, one enters into the life of the patient and is affected and sometimes changed by the encounter. In — Irvin D. Yalom

It is one thing to accept something intellectually, but to accept the same thing emotionally is an entirely different matter.
The one thing psychiatry cannot fill is man's inherent need for emotionalizing through dogma. Man needs ceremony and ritual, fantasy and enchantment. Psychiatry, despite all the good it has done, has robbed man of wonder and fantasy which religion, in the past, has provided. — Anton Szandor LaVey

What is important is not that you have a defeat but how you react to it. There is always the possibility to transform a defeat into something else, something new, something strong. All the good stories, all the people we remember are the ones who do this, who make victories out of their failures. Because the victories teach nothing. The victories are not useful. They are often dangerous. — Lina Wertmuller

I'm happy, so I just want to project that happiness through my music to make other people happy. — ASAP Ferg

It's a mean world," she'd say. She was usually glad enough to be back. "There's nobody to take care of you out there. — Susanna Kaysen