Short Funny English Quotes & Sayings

I think it's great that we have organisations like Greenpeace. In a pluralistic society, we want to have people who point out all the problems that the Earth could encounter. But we need to understand that they are not presenting a full and rounded view. — Bjorn Lomborg

I have come that they may have life and have it in abundance, says Jesus. This is where true wealth is found, not in material things! — Pope Francis

the window was down and my music was blasting and i was like, i am the sun on my skin. i am the clouds in the sky. i'm everything i've ever seen or done or felt or heard, and one day i will be gone. — Lauren Myracle

According to physical measurements, DNA chains are, on the average, 10,000 units long. — Arthur Kornberg

The palpable sense of mystery in the desert air breeds fables, chiefly of lost treasure ... It is a question whether it is not better to be bitten by the little horned snake of the desert that goes sidewise and strikes without coiling, than by the tradition of a lost mine. — Mary Hunter Austin

I've been wanting to have a baby since I was 2 years old - I'm destined to be a mother. — Alicia Silverstone

The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone. — Dick Gregory

Jersey Shore has killed more brain cells than alcohol, cocaine, and meth combined. — Michel Templet

A vain man can never be altogether rude. Desirous as he is of pleasing, he fashions his manners after those of others. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I think they can co-exist. You don't have to put one down for another. I've been bitten by the acting bug, and where it takes me, it won't take away from the music. — Brian McKnight