Short Father Ted Quotes & Sayings

Snarkiness should be considered an art form. — Me

In England, there was scarcely an amount of order and protection to justify much national boasting. Daring burglaries by armed men, and highway robberies, — Charles Dickens

We will make every effort to unify all ethnic groups, to strengthen belief in Taiwan and to persist in reform. — Chen Shui-bian

I couldn't have attended half the parties that I was supposed to have been to according to the newspapers. It bothers me. — Calvin Klein

We are wearing Karma everyday..sewed by our past nor yesterday — Jaycynth

Oh! thou who are greatly mad, deign to spare me who am less mad. — Horace

You can't believe Russell Crowe is the same actor who won an Oscar one year ago for Gladiator. — Joel Siegel

That was the thing about Ben. He could get away with saying shit like that. I totally couldn't. I wasn't big or masculine enough. In my mind, anyway. But Ben could get all agape on your ass, and you'd just sit there like, huh. Agape. Interesting. — Bill Konigsberg

Exclusiveness in a garden is a mistake as great as it is in society. — Alfred Austin