Short Chalkboard Quotes & Sayings

Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on 'canned' laughter, grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years. — Russell Baker

You know who your enemy is? You're the enemy. You sit there fat, sloppy, you watch your TV, and you kick back and you judge everybody as being wrong and bad, but you. — Charles Manson

How can the spoon know the taste of soup? — Anonymous

The light in your soul can illuminate any darkness. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Things fall apart, even when you think they're stronger than anything you could ever imagine. — Susane Colasanti

Bloody Jackson - he can land it on a 20 cent piece. Trouble is, it's usually in a bloke's pocket in the grandstand. — Craig Coleman