Short Biblically Based Quotes & Sayings

That fat fairy upstairs would scream all the way to Denver when he saw the water bill. Ain't that right?" "I'd say that's a remarkably astute analysis. — Stephen King

My mother was born in Wilmington, Delaware. She's a U.S. citizen, so I'm a U.S. citizen. — Ted Cruz

Teddy has lost that yard of pace he never had. — Tony Cascarino

The Book of Proverbs deals very hard blows against sluggards, and Christian ministers do well frequently to denounce the great sin of idleness, which is the mother of a huge family of sins. — Charles Spurgeon

I'm kind of goofy, and I need someone who has that, too. I'm looking for the inner freak in a guy. — Marisa Coughlan

The heart of man is restless until he finds rest in Thee. — Saint Augustine

Are you a pirate? — Meg Cabot

Sociologically, I think it is the most important thing going on in the world today. Because you can't change people by force. Communism made a great mistake in trying to inflict its beliefs on everybody. People have to find their own understanding, and if you can offer them an example that will inspire, they will come naturally to it. Ananda tries to offer this inspiring example. — Goswami Kriyananda

My sister tested my IQ when she was getting her master's degree in school psychology and I tested as a genius in half the categories and nearly cognitively impaired in the other half. — Amy Schumer