Shonky Awards Quotes & Sayings

You were talking about the wind," the Fillyjonk said suddenly. "A wind that carries off your washing. But I'm speaking about cyclones. Typhoons, Gaffsie dear. Tornadoes, whirlwinds, sandstorms ... Flood waves that carry houses away ... But most of all I'm talking about myself and my fears, even if I know that's not done. I know everything will turn out badly. I think about that all the time. Even while I'm washing my carpet. Do you understand that? Do you feel the same way? — Tove Jansson

No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry.. — Justin Halpern

Exercise, to qualify at all, must be lonely, painfu, humorless, and boring. — Barbara Holland

Woe to the Revolution when the day comes, when the people, overburdened by contributions and consumed by abuses, turn to their enemies for salvation! — Apolinario Mabini

Spreading the news is your duty as a Christian, and there are many ways to do this. — Nicholas Sparks