Shnooks Zuru Quotes & Sayings

[T]he definition of 'crazy' in show business is a woman who keeps talking even after no one wants to fuck her anymore. — Tina Fey

Babe, someone fucks with you, you fuck back."
-Kane "Tack" Allen — Kristen Ashley

No matter how impossible this war, I shall fight to win. Whatever I have to do, I will do. — David Gemmell

You are probably at your sanest when you come to the place where you abandon all else but your desire for God. — R.T. Kendall

I always loved the 'L.A. Weekly.' I totally looked up to it when Weezer was starting out, and I always wanted to be in it, and they always totally ignored us! — Rivers Cuomo

He settled his big hands on her hips. He let them slide slowly down to cup her ass which she had jammed into a Spanx hide and seek high rise panty. Before slipping on the slinky purple faux wrap dress that her daughter had given her after surviving being held at gunpoint together gift the prior fall. Stella was fairly sure she would enjoy the sensation of Goat's strong fingers kneading her flesh if it hadn't gotten numb in its fierce polyester lycra prison hours ago. — Sophie Littlefield

I've always loved Russian humor," said Nate. "It's a shame there's so little of it. — Jason Matthews