Shmais Tzach Quotes & Sayings

It's not a meritocracy until everyone starts with the same opportunities, is it? — Laura Wade

I sold my soul to the devil. I'd like to thank the devil. — Aubrey Plaza

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school. — Alice Cooper

I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window. — Chic Murray

The possession of muscular strength and the courage to use it in contests with other men for physical supremacy does not necessarily imply a lack of appreciation for the finer and better things of life. — Jack Johnson