Shlesinger Comic Quotes & Sayings

We've had Saudis and Jordanians and Pakistanis who have - and Syrians - who have been involved in armed attacks against coalition forces in Iraq. — Richard Armitage

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

All life is a breath exhaled by God. All dying is a breath inhaled by God. — Hermann Hesse

The first thing brought forth by the study of any religion, ancient or modern, is that it is based upon Fear, born of it, fed by it - and that it cultivates the source from which its nourishment is derived. — Upton Sinclair

Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left.
(Interview, Time Magazine, February 20, 2005) — Clint Eastwood

Information and communications technology unlocks the value of time, allowing and enabling multi-tasking, multi-channels, multi-this and multi-that. — Li Ka-shing

One thing I've learned in my program is that guilt is a wasted emotion, you know? Look back on the past but don't stare. — Wally Lamb

My spine straightened as I gaped at him. "Are you fucking serious?"
He blinked once and then narrowed his eyes. "You don't need to cuss."
"I'll fucking cuss if I want to fucking cuss," I snapped. "Fucker. — J. Lynn

I haven't wanted to play a mother for a long time because I am one. — Frances McDormand

The word "can't" should be erased from the dictionary. It is an excuse for I don't want to even try. — J.M. Brown

The single moment when I knew that I had to get busy and do more was around the death of my son. — Bobby Rush

It's about, when did it make sense to say one size fits everybody? It never ever ever made sense to do that, and yet we're still selling education the same way we sold it when you and I were in high school. — Mike Rowe

You're not a road comic till you've watched Real Sex and American Greed alone in your hotel room. — Iliza Shlesinger

Help your brother's boat across, and your own will reach the shore. - HINDU PROVERB — Cynthia Hand

Lorelei sat at the window of her drawing room, painting in the fading daylight. It was yet another portrait of Jack, her favorite piece of fruit. — Kinley MacGregor

If you can live the beauty of the misty mornings, you are the king, you are the queen! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Just one more thing. I want you to remember, when you came, it was my name you called out and not his. — Alana Sapphire