Shleifer Furniture Quotes & Sayings

No, no, the songs write themselves, almost. — Mel Brooks

Success doesn't teach as many lessons as failure — Jay Samit

In the year 2000, the lighthouse was on the move again. — Gary Dickinson

It was time for me to go that Thursday night. We'd just watched Citizen Kane--a throwback to my Cinema 190 class at USC--and it was late. And though a soft, cozy bed in one of the guest rooms sounded much more appealing than driving all the way home, I'd never really wanted to get into the habit of sleeping over at Marlboro Man's house. It was the Pretend-I'm-a-Proper-Country-Club-Girl in me, mixed with a healthy dose of fear that Marlboro Man's mother or grandmother would drop by early in the morning to bring Marlboro Man some warm muffins or some such thing and see my car parked in the driveway. Or even worse, come inside the house, and then I'd have to wrestle with whether or not to volunteer that "I slept in a guest room! I slept in a guest room!", which only would have made me look more guilty. Who needs that? I'd told myself, and vowed never to put myself in that predicament. — Ree Drummond

The only thing that should surprise us is that there are still some things that can surprise us. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Okra is essentially a squid that grows in the ground instead of swimming in the ocean. — John Sandford