Shiz Wicked Quotes & Sayings

Lots of forms. Stacks of forms. An average of nine thousand, seven hundred, and forty-seven of them were required to gain entrance to Hell. The largest form ran to fifteen thousand, four hundred, and ninety-seven questions. The shortest to just five, but five of such subtle phraseology, labyrinthine grammar, and malicious ambiguity that, released into the mortal world, they would certainly have formed the basis of a new religion or, at the least, a management course. — Jonathan L. Howard

Wild Bill was a strange character, add to this figure a costume blending the immaculate neatness of the dandy with the extravagant taste and style of a frontiersman, you have Wild Bill, the most famous scout on the Plains. — George Armstrong Custer

The worst thief is a bad book — Ian Caldwell

Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains. — Jeff Garlin

As writers, we can't predict who might come along who might find our offerings valuable. — Wallace Shawn

The one thing I learned in my youth as a grave robber was that everyone looks the same when they're dead. We're all equal then. So when I meet a chap, sitting on his high horse, I imagine him dead. He's not quite so intimidating then. — Lorraine Heath

My parents' marriage is a gift to everyone around them - 60 years of making their kids laugh. How many parents are actually funny? — Louise Erdrich

Fifty years from now if an understanding of man's origins, his evolution, his history, his progress is not in the common place of the school books we shall not exist. — Jacob Bronowski

Galinda didn't see the verdant world through the glass of the carriage; she saw her own reflection instead. She had the nearsightedness of youth. She reasoned that because she was beautiful she was significant, though what she signified, and to whom, was not clear yet ... She was, after all, on her way to Shiz because she was smart.
But there was more than one way to be smart. — Gregory Maguire

My radar, after all these years of sanity, is still off when it comes to what people do or don't mean. — Emma Forrest

I had no right to want you - but I reached out and took you anyway. And now look what's become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire."
(Edward Cullen, Eclipse)~Stephenie Meyer — Stephenie Meyer

Don't be too scared to criticize youself — Thabiso Monkoe