Shive Quotes & Sayings

Sometimes I feel like I'm a contestant in a reality show that probably would be called The Apprentice Survivor Millionaire. — Bob Iger

I have stuff from 1979, 1980 in my collection. But I also have things from 2012. So I don't know if it's memorabilia as much as it is holding on to things that I find relevant that most people might not. — Ian MacKaye

Where is the tuna? Where? Where? — Helen Fielding

Never forget, almost every case has been won or lost when the jury is sworn. — Clarence Darrow

Jim pushed against my leg to peer inside. "Well, now, there's a sight you don't see every day."

"Voulez-vous cesser de me cracker dessuspendant que vous parlez," I said, my heart pounding wildly.

"There's the spitting-in-my-face saying," Jim said softly to itself.

"J'ai une grenouille dans mon bidet!" I growled.

"And the frogs."

"T'as une tete afaire sauter les plaques d'egouts," I wailed.

"Face like a manhole cover. Can merde be very far behind?"

"Merde!" I bellowed.

"You can say that again," Jim said. — Katie MacAlister

He is so wonderful. And he is door number one. And I know it. And he's right here. — Drew Barrymore

There are two things you can be certain of: dying and getting the arse as a football coach. — Royce Hart

I was going to look like one of the sweet little white girls who were everybody's dream of what was right with the world. — Maya Angelou

There are 22 million people who have, some point in time, played hooky from work or school, so it's already an unofficial holiday, — Ozzie Smith

My costar James Lafferty, and his little brother Stuart Lafferty, and another buddy of ours, Ian Shive, are working on this project called 'Generation Wild.' It's about getting people to realize that being outdoors is not scary - you can go on adventures like we do, in national parks, and practically in your own backyard. — Stephen Colletti

Nature conceals her secrets because she is sublime, not because she is a trickster. — Albert Einstein

Behind me, Ingrid made a sort of muffled snorting sound. I can only assume she was choking on a breath mint. I shot her a look, hoping she hadn't heard anything, and saw she was wearing a poker face, which could only mean she'd heard everything. — Daniel O'Malley

Satan's aim is to destroy our joy and trust and delight in God, and to make God look worthless in the world's eyes. Everytime someone forsakes God for the world, gets angry at God when part of the world is taken away from them, they highlight the world as valuable ... and everytime someone stays with God, when the world is taken away, and praises God, they highlight the value and glory of God. — John Piper

If you love a medium made of software, there's a danger that you will become entrapped in someone else's recent careless thoughts. Struggle against that. — Jaron Lanier

There's no need to rush, Arch Lector. That's the trouble with good legs, you tend to run around too much. If you have trouble moving, on the other hand, you don't move until you damn well know it's time. — Joe Abercrombie