Shity Life Quotes & Sayings

I drank my liver out. — Larry Hagman

For the record, I believe that women and their doctors should have access to oral contraception when desired by the patient and medically appropriate. — Ami Bera

graphic design has only one thing left to do, which is posting itself on the internet? — Metahaven

Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. — Regina Brett

Usually kids who are talented have the brashness to think they can do anything, but they don't often get the chance to see how close they can come. — Twyla Tharp

We are not often against the evils, only because our enemies are against them. — M.F. Moonzajer

My last race was at Le Mans in 2000, my first race was in 1959, so I dodged a lot of bullets along the way, I can tell you that. — Mario Andretti

My body was a machine, plain and simple. I worked it to stay strong; I fed it to keep it running. — Ann Aguirre

If you wonder what the difference between them and me is, I'll break the news: you never heard of them. Most of them ... can fight almost as good as I can. I'm just saying you never heard of them. — Muhammad Ali

The belly's a shameless dog, there's nothing worse. Always insisting, pressing, it never lets us forget - destroyed as I am, my heart racked with sadness, sick with anguish, still it keeps demanding, 'Eat, drink!' It blots out all the memory of my pain, commanding, 'Fill me up! — Homer

Some people don't even know my name, but they know I am the man with the red soles. — Christian Louboutin