Shittest Quotes & Sayings

You can tell me anything, you know. I am kinder than I seemed in training. I promise. — Veronica Roth

Automation turns us from actors into observers. Instead of manipulating the yoke, we watch the screen. That shift may make our lives easier, but it can also inhibit the development of expertise. — Deborah Blum

That the speech of self-disclosure should be translatable seems to me very odd, but I am convinced that it is. The conclusion that I draw is that the only quality which all human being without exception possess is uniqueness: any characteristic, on the other hand, which one individual can be recognized as having in common with another, like red hair or the English language, implies the existence of other individual qualities which this classification excludes. — W. H. Auden

A gentleman can never have too many bow ties. — Justin Timberlake

Never miss an opportunity to allow a child to do something she can and wants to on her own. Sometimes we're in too much of a rush
and she might spill something, or do it wrong. But whenever possible she needs to learn, error by error, lesson by lesson, to do better. And the more she is able to learn by herself the more she gets the message that she's a kid who can. — Polly Berrien Berends

The gospel is not speculation but fact. It is truth, because it is the record of a person who is the Truth. — Alexander MacLaren

Either way, change will come. It could be bloody, or it could be beautiful. It depends on us. — Arundhati Roy

Cheerfulness ought to be the viaticum vitae of their life to the old; age without cheerfulness is a Lapland winter without a sun. — Charles Caleb Colton

The only thing better than singing is more singing. — Ella Fitzgerald

The nurses deem the e-reader to be more sanitary than a paper book. — Gabrielle Zevin

Jackson," he mused. "Not a name either one of you was born to."
Lizzie answered, "No. But beyond a certain point, names become accessories. We swap them out as needed, for the sake of peace. You understand?"
"I understand. Though I disagree. Names aren't hats to change a look, or a suit to be swapped at a whim. Words mean things."
"Then we must agree to disagree. — Cherie Priest

The recession came and we decided it would save a lot of bother if we just slept through it. So we programmed the computers to revive us when it was all over. — Douglas Adams