Shitstain Balls Quotes & Sayings

The only thing that feels worse than being stuck in a situation that makes you unhappy is realizing that you are not ready or willing to change whatever it is. — Ashly Lorenzana

Tests are stories we tell the next generation of programmers on a project. — Roy Osherove

You can't force an audience to see something they don't want to see, no matter what it is. — Roberto Orci

After almost half a billion dollars spent on the computer registration system for Obamacare, the website coughed, sputtered, and appeared to descend into an immediate coma as millions tried to log on. One reason is that the Obama administration never fully tested it. — Jonathan Turley

The more windows on the world a policeman has the better he is likely to be at his job, — Josephine Tey

I wanted my anger to be valid, and the only way to do that is to be fairly attractive. — Courtney Love

The other person at the Frost Report table to whom I was drawn was one Marty Feldman. I hasten to add that my interest in him was platonic: in fact when I first met him, I was rather shocked by his physical appearance. Dressed only in black, heavily suntanned and very fit, he looked like an Armani gargoyle. This was the script editor? — John Cleese

He had to say that the thing he found most attractive about her was that she had tried to kill herself. Now that was interesting
sexy, almost, in a morbid kind of way. — Nick Hornby