Shitize Quotes & Sayings

We have made it impossible for children to fall very far - and in so doing, we have robbed them of the joys of climbing high. — Megan McArdle

Homeowners refinance their loans when interest rates go down. Businesses refinance their loans. — Elizabeth Warren

Separation ... though effectual with people of certain humors, is apt to idealize the removed object with others; notably those whose affection, placid and regular as it may be, flows deep and long. — Thomas Hardy

What is the use of having an imagination if you can't make it work for you? — Carolyn Wells

Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues. — Billy Crystal