Shirwan Thai Quotes & Sayings

Gym traumaramas can happen to anyone. One time, I brought a packet of papers to read while jogging on the treadmill. Right when I was in the middle of my run, I dropped them and they flew everywhere! Pages went flying all over the place and got in the way of other people working out. — Jenna Ushkowitz

Looks like you've got a case of misogynitis. The only cure I can offer you is to surgically remove that thumb up your ass and for you to start treating her like a person. Got it? — Endi Webb

the whole of the Bible is the love story of God calling us into relationship with himself. — Mike Pilavachi

I remember in my early 20s when I felt I couldn't live past 30. I was learning how to write. I had a lot of hard work ahead of me. — Carl Sandburg

I am not homophobic - in no way, shape or form. — Isaiah Washington

That came from my mother. She was the biggest influence on my life. I remember once refusing to get on a bus with her because she was wearing a mink, and I thought we should be taking a taxi. She just said, 'Who cares what people think?' and I remember sitting on that bus, being utterly embarrassed, but knowing somehow that she was totally correct. — Tony Wilson

Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It isn't even wit at all. — John Flanagan

I spend 95% of my time persuading people to take action and just 5% of the time on the recipes. — Seth Godin

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills. — Ray Stevens

She could remember feeling that disorienting first rush of love, as bright and light as if no one else had ever felt it, as if you were looking down into the ultimate pool of emotional revelation. She also remembered how stupid it made you. — Lucy Dillon

If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known. — Anonymous

An author frequently chooses solemn or overwhelming subjects to write about; he is so impressed at writing about Life and Death that he does not notice that he is saying nothing of the slightest importance about either. — Randall Jarrell