Shirvanian Quotes & Sayings

But that was what research and development were like. Full of semi-triumphs and perplexing unforeseen consequences like the whole violent hiccuping thing when conjuring up fire - or the propensity for fillings to fall out of bystanders' teeth when attempting to tease a rainstorm out of a cloud. — Jasper Fforde

The woman raised her voice. "I said, what are you doing?"
Tommy kept typing and looked up. "Pardon me, I was ignoring you. What did you say?"
"What are you doing?" She repeated.
"It's a note. Let me read it for you. 'Couldn't anyone else see that they were all slaves of Satan? I had to cleanse the world of their evil. I am the hand of God. Why else would security have let me into the building with an assault rifle in my suitcase? I am a divine instrument.' " Tommy paused and looked up. "That's all I have so far, but I'll guess I end it with an apology to my mom. What do you think?"
She smiled as if hiding gas pains and handed him an envelope. — Christopher Moore

But sometimes it takes more courage to live than to shoot yourself. — Albert Camus

Louis Creed came to believe that the last really happy day of his life was March 24, 1984. — Stephen King

Why can't peace be a single overriding common purpose: why do we wait for a crisis to pull us together? Let's pull together for peace. — Rita Mae Brown

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available. — Penn Jillette

The current of time slowing down in the gravitational field of oblivion. — W.G. Sebald

We didnt come all this way for no two seats when all of us is tired, — Fannie Lou Hamer