Shirty Quotes & Sayings

One man in a thousand will stick closer than a brother, but the thousandth man will stand by your side, to the gallows foot and after. — Rudyard Kipling

You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. — Joe Orton

Heroes can save the world, but villains can change it. — J.M. Frey

Ah, well. You can't fix stupid. And you can't heal crazy. — Thea Harrison

Well I think in all the thirty years I've been doing this now and being gone from home and all that stuff it's really, it's not about what I've achieved and if I've become a better player, or played better ten years ago than I do today. — Vince Gill

I'm carrying an iPhone 5. I like this device. It's been impressive. I have a Windows and an Android device ... I carry an iPad. I carry a Kindle ... Yeah, I have a lot of devices. — Randall L. Stephenson

If a person has built a sound character, it makes but little difference what people say about him, because he will win in the end. — Napoleon Hill

A pilot must have a memory developed to absolute perfection. But there are two higher qualities which he also must have. He must have good and quick judgment and decision, and a cool, calm courage that no peril can shake. — Mark Twain

He [Andy Warhol] engaged people and I think all of that is what helped keep him keyed in to the times beyond all of the celebrity stuff that was going on around him. He was much more like a fan than a celebrity himself. — Bob Colacello

I'll never forget my very first [SNL] show. I had a card in my changing room from Kristen Wiig. It just had a heart on the inside, and she'd written "Have fun." That always stayed with me. — Nasim Pedrad

He who forgives his neighbor over and over again will be blessed over and over again. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I've been reading ghost stories ever since I could read. I'm immensely curious about ghosts and UFOs and all that stuff, but I'm a very hard-headed person. — Barbara Mertz

Genes themselves are made of bits. — James Gleick