Shirkers Rotten Quotes & Sayings

Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf. — Michael Phelps

Once we began to chime the hour, we lost the ability to be satisfied — Mitch Albom

He grins. "I'm so glad her boyfriend cheated on her. Otherwise, I'd be eating leftover toothpaste-filled Oreos for breakfast."

I laugh. "At least you wouldn't have to brush your teeth."

"This was the best decision we've ever made," he says. "Maybe later we can talk her into vacuuming in that dress while we sit on the couch and watch. — Colleen Hoover

People know what they see but they don't know what's happening inside. If you want to know who you are and how you feel about yourself, take a look at your environment. — Mary J. Blige

If America wants to make "made in America" a symbol of excellence and worth. They have to make everything of high quality, otherwise the best. — Raymond Loewy