Shillingford Scaffolding Quotes & Sayings

Who are you? No really. Way, way down deep. Who are you? — Doug Dillon

Don't climb on others to get to the top;
soar like an eagle. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I was sent to a school with bosses for teachers- no Twain, only cane; check your dick you harry, no Dickens either, No Tom Sawyers no David Copperfields only Webster, master it for grammar, the Wren with a dash of Martini-Drink deep. — Aporva Kala

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry

Charakter ist Schicksal. Historie ist Gott. — J.M. Coetzee

No place is ever as bad as they tell you it's going to be. — Chuck Thompson

So I met the bloke who invented crosswords today. I can't remember his name, it's P something T something R. — Tim Vine

There's nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more ... secure. — Jim Butcher

Lions should be strong but sweet beasts in a Disney cartoon. But they aren't, so when they act like lions you're angry at them for not being the fantasy animals you imagined. Russian bears don't put on top hats and ride unicycles. Or sleep in bed next to Goldilocks. People force them to do those stupid things in circuses and films and children's books. Sure, some will be more docile or more ferocious than others, but in the end they will always, always be bears. And you should never turn your back on them. You should never even get near them; it's that simple. They're not being dishonest - you are in your perception of them. — Jonathan Carroll

In the literary as well as military world, most powerful abilities will often be found concealed under a rustic garb. — Pliny The Elder

Whether I'm a bit of an old soul or not, I am who I am, and that doesn't change, whether I'm with adults or with my friends. — Hailee Steinfeld

Only very odd people don't realize that truth-telling is always a relative value. — John Gardner

Never be a food snob. Learn from everyone you meet - the fish guy at your market, the lady at the local diner, farmers, cheese makers. Ask questions, try everything and eat up! — Rachael Ray

You can only be as good as your audience. Sometimes you can be as bad as your audience, but you have to remember you can never be better than them. — Bruce Forsyth

Every novel is an ideal plane inserted into the realm of reality. — Jorge Luis Borges